Arnold Cunningham – The Book of Mormon

Ah, good old Arnold Cunningham from the Boom of Mormon. Cheery even when I threw him down a flight of stairs, he opened my eyes to the Church of Latter Day Saints. I plucked him from Uganda during his adventure there with Elder Price. I came very close to grabbing that uppity do-gooder who Arnold worshipped so much, but I felt like Arnold would be more… fun to keep a hold of. Shame about that African beauty he left behind, I’m sure she’ll text him soon with that bold old typewriter of hers…

The only one of my victims to live through a weekend with me. He’s a lucky one…

I do miss his deliciously optimistic grin. Poor thing.
Heh, heh, heh.