The Cecilian Society

1. You can do an umbrella transplant.
2. In fact your whole week revolved around umbrellas
3. Fezes are cool.
4. Esther McMillan lost her silver shoes at the afterparty.
5. You want a bonzai plant.
6. The ska conga bows = best thing you've ever been part of.
7. You found yourself at 6am watching Niall Murray and John Gerard playing burp tennis.
8. You cam home at half seven to Mama Bauld and promptly showed her your BANG! umbrella.
9. 33 odd costume changes and whole load of sweat later, Niall Murray is you personal hero.
10. Eilidh McMillan finds it acceptable to leave the aftershow with only one shoe on and stealing some one else's flowers and the raffle prizes.
11. You lost your fear of being lifted thanks to Jamie Daly and Susanne McLean.
12. You are wearing your Union Jack poncho as you type this.
13. Catherine Higgins is your Jellyfish <3
14. You have so much love for Team Umbrella change.
15. 65 fucking school ties.
16. No parties in the green room - UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED.

- you will never touch buckfast again

- You know what Niall's gayest moment was
- Lalalalalalalallaa RIVER NILE!
- You know that any quick changes in any future shows will seem stupidly easy after this year.
- You never want to hear Simple Equation again
- You want all sets to spin
- The sight of half a car puts you into spasms of fear
- You were jealous of the tiki warriors...
- You lost money playing poker
- You will want to skonga in the bows for every show ever.
- You saw two Good Joes on stage at the same time

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"Hey Linda, you look Great!!" "Really?" "No."

- You heard David Yates FAIL on the last bar of Our House. Very loudly fail.
- You had a dance off across the wings during Shut Up.
- You did the Macarena in the wings during Night Boat to Cairo.
- You ate from the Food Corner.
- You saw Susanne McLean in her pants. Shock.
- You saw Niall without a shirt. Shock.
- You witnessed Lucy Wild's epic re-telling of Helena Bonham Chunder.
- You had Colin Mitchell grope you as he tied a mic round you.
- You spoke in a Mockney accent.
- You spoke in a Welsh accent.
- You witnessed the (several) attempts by Susanne, Elliott and Yasmin to recreate a scene from Gavin and Stacey.
- You stacked it on stage (Jess, Alan, Niall, Catherine )
- You skonga'd.
- You did not tik-tok.
- You witnessed too many sloppy, disgusting stage snogs!
- You still can't really do the Apples & Pears move properly.
- You know what all the weird terms for dance moves mean, e.g: Apples & Pears, Skonga, Tik-Tok, Tribal Hands.
- You know that stunt pants are the saviours of dignity and that unpicking your shirt buttons will lead to loss of it.
- You are taller than Saskia Dunn.
- You are, once again, overcome with the feeling that you just want to drop everything else and become a professional Cecilian.

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No, really.

- You know what Kirsty Leith and Andy Lamb had for breakfast every day this week
- You were standing outside a closed Mitchell at 8:50am on Monday morning on your own with a sausage sandwich and a coffee
- You nearly had a heart attack when you thought you wouldn't get to see the show
- When you did get to watch it you felt so proud you were cheering and laughing all over the place like a crazy drunken maniac but you were sober
- You got drunk 3/4 of the social events and don't regret it at all lol jk you're dying
- You were one of the many people who pulled Abbie
- Bench
- You still stand by your car
- You love special k
- FUCKING SPACE HOPPER
- You're a 'mint' pull
- You're starting to think you might be a lesbian after all your drunken chat this week. But just for Faith.
- The set was the most fun for photos. Ever.
- You have undressed Niall more times this week than you have undressed yourself.
- NEVER TAKE OFF THE BLACK TROUSERS!!!
- Mr Pressman's office music makes you want to throw up with fear
- You bounced at Garage
- Dobiecam filled you with joy
- You had to try really hard not to corpse during your satmat appearances
- Niall Murray never did fall down the stairs and break his legs which was gutting as his understudy
- Graham Shand is the phantom of the opera

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....

You feel that you have acheived something in life because Neil Gordon tried to steal your shoes.
You have never been so confused as when asked to spin on every second do.
You now think spinning flats is your calling in life.
You think the gondola is the greatest thing in life
You know of Graham Shand's awareness of the gondola.
You have never been so excited as when the Spoons championship returned.
You giggled your way through the entire show every single time.
You have a lot of love for Team Extreme
You know that the best response in any situation is 'Jog on!'

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you started the Hall of Gratuitious Praise in the tech party kitchen

bonding sesh with jamie daly in bbq kings

u hustled everyone at poker

the money used for production team presents was money won in poker

you undressed alan mckenzie every night before TJAD and got a supreeze during the matinee

the conifer

swing dancing in the hall

dramatic champagne spitting at 7 am

the last time i drank buckie - before i knew it hiyaz genital buffet

you know buckfast gets u fucked fast

you managed to appaul even Rob McMillan during the burp tennis championships

you wanted a shot of kirsty lieths dog on a stick

you dealt quite admirably and of course mincingly with the great ticker tape ad lib during encouragement

you were so excited when amy and daly allowed you to do it for the rest of the week

getting pushed about in the house was amazing

colin mitchel groped u every night

Team Stores FTW

bob fosse orgy

CHIGGINS

you've never been so proud of Niall

you've never been so proud of Laura B

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Nobody likes mime!!

-you'll never look at a union jack the same way again
-the woman in Kings Cafe thought you were a prostitute
-you spent the whole week worrying about Laura Bauld's umbrellas to the point where you dreamt about her throwing them at you
-you were Welsh and Kirsty was Wales
-Kirsty Bryson gave birth to you out of her cardigan
-you are taller than Saskia Dunn
-you wanted a gondola ride
-you punched Niall every night whilst velcroing his tie (sorreh)
-you and Lily laughed EVERY time you did the Our House dance because we always remembered when we started it that we were shit at it.
-you remember nothing of the aftershow party and are not entirely sure how you ended up with a toy racecar driver
-you left the lost property at the after show
-you attempted to steal the house
-you cry in the taxi
-you go in to tell your mum you're home and then throw up on her floor
-you stole someone's tulips
-the taxi man charges you £30 for a £20 max journey and you drop all your money in the taxi and walk out.
-you wake up to everyone on Facebook calling you a midden and you don't know why

Can't believe it's already over

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Eggnog

-you got your armpit waxed
-damn you, kirsty crumlish, damn you
-you ate kirsty crumlish's face during the sat mat, and she bit your lip
-you asked a bartender for a blowjob, a quick fuck and a screaming orgasm
-you have so, so much love for laura bauld
-you have so much love for all the dancers
-you have so much love for the entire cast and production team
-you had chat with esther for about 2 hours during the aftershow
-you promised her that her shoes would still be there. they weren't
-you had to get told by ashleigh to be careful not to mouth joe's lines while i was onstage
-you want to go to commonrooms for banter, but you cannot be ARSED to leave your flat
-sarah daly asks you how dad is
-you have no idea what you are going to do with your thursdays anymore. or sundays. or entire life.

~ a lil sumhin sumhin

~ you helped yourself to the genital buffet

~ BABY MONKEY... with actions

~ THE PINK UMBRELLA! <3

~ you REALLY wanted faith to do a naked flat spin

~ fave part of the nights = miming NW5 to faith with niall and sam

~ I LOVE JUSTIN BEAVER

~ A LUV JUICY FRUIT

~ no, you first, MM

~ NO NO NO! DON'T HIT A COPPER!

~ SORRY!??!?!?! WHOS JACKET....!!!!!!

~ you waited for like a hundred hours outside offshore waiting for a taxi to the aftershow

~ you apparently look like a lego man in TJAD - cheers cat

~ you missed your cues in TJAD because you were too busy staring at rachel pope trying to freak her out

~ you KNOW something very bad is going on in the room when you exchange ironic glances with ROB MCMILLAN

~ "it's lubrication"

~ colin bryce said he was proud of himself... and by himself, he meant proud of me

~ your mum cried every time you appeared on stage. she also just called niall "mesmerizing". oh god...