The Cecilian Society

You probably realised that "I Can't" do a lot of things!
You got completely naked and attempted to do an assault course with Ashleigh
You know this was to make up for not having a bath and therefore bathtime.
The Spittal of Glennshee Hotel has great breakfast and great entertainment!
Jackie Collins is supposedly one of my favourite writers...
Soda and lime may taste great but the bubbles definitely bring on vommit.
Awkward balloon, awkward balloon animal, awkward popping balloon, awkward hot air balloon
You have fallen asleeep typing in this box three times and will call it a day and come back to it tomorrow...

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You Go Glen Co-Co!

You've seen your own funeral unfold before you three times.

GARY COACH COMMANDER

you know that kirsty leith's real name is Lyndsay Leith

You mightv told people the jobbie story

you were in drag more often than in your normal attire

you realise the mistake about bringing wigs to a cecilian event

you were excited by the return of Desmond

the birds outside were singing "AH CAN'T"

you managed to play "dramatic champagne spit" with alisitair

kerry ann's voice

you should not be put in a team with siblings... too much rage and rivalry...hiyaz awkward balloon

LET MEEE POKE YER BUM HOLE

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Nobody likes mime!!

- You discovered that you can't make tea while you're drunk.
- You onesied up.
- You feared for everyone's lives when smoke started coming off the brakes on the coach.
- You were offensive.
- You chose to detonate the reality bomb.
- Shaft.

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"Hey Linda, you look Great!!" "Really?" "No."

you have discovered your true calling in life is to be a Niall Murray tribute act
you are now going out with Faith
you are fairly sure Cat will never love you again after you proclaimed she had an orange twat
THE HIIIILLS ARE ALIIIIIVE with the sound of dead sheep
you were most disappointed you had to cancel your stargazing date with Rachel due to the lack of stars
Gary
Lindsay Leith the pornstar
"Sorry...can we just...can I...is this...is this a...is it a....are we in...are we in a U-shaped valley?"
you are an amazing photographer at 7am when completely drunk and without sleep
gangsta horse

I'll think of more when I've had more sleep haha

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Eggnog

- gary

- You will never be able to get Ronan shouting 'A CAN'T!' out of your head. Ever.
- You are wondering how many times you actually heard it
- Food on Friday was edible OK
- Cooking is so much more fun with singing
- You were too drunk to understand what was going on during Ronan's and Yasmin's organised fun and instead had a shaving foam fight
- Kirsty Leith is Bruce Forseith
- It wasn't very warm at 8am with all your clothes off despite the sunshines
- GUYS - ONE HOUR - JUST ONE HOUR!!! BREAKFAST WILL BE WORTH IT!!!
- Breakfast was worth it.
- 'I thiiiiink they're on some sort of father/son football thing.'
- Something about Gemma's vagina being a better toaster
- That awkward moment when Ronan is talking to the bread
- Kirsty Leith's angst phone call at 8am 'WE'RE ON OUR WAY, PLEASE SAVE US SOME BREAKFAST! IS THERE ANY LEFT?!?!'
- Dominic Spencer is a shitter and so Ronan was given the keys to open any room in the hotel. BAD IDEA!
- Alistair is a MACHINE at collecting eggs!!!
- You were taken out by Lorna Masson during said egg collecting. Rude.
- You were far too drunk for your own organised fun marking so marked the pantomimes on what you could remember
- Camp night turned into Geordie night which makes you just as happy
- You then don't remember much of the rest of the night
- But you have heard you were a raunchy pull - sofa/floor etc
- And also that you and Andrew WERE DEFINITELY having sex! No wait...apparently there was just definite hands. HA HA HAAAAA!!!
- Connor Going was 'jealous' about this
- You fell over in the morning. Twice.
- You were sad you missed Sat breakfast with Ronan/Gemma living it up
- Gary gave you £20 so therefore was a legend. However, you blame his driving for making you sick....twice. Not the alcohol.
- Awkward starfish

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....

"kerry ann's voice"
You cannot get the phrase "I cAN'T" out of your head.
You seen your brother dressed in drag far too many times inn less than 48 hrs.
You own voice became so loud and squeaky that potentially only dogs could hear.
You narrated spin the bottel with this loud horrible voice
You realise that parcetamol anf 1ltr of vodka certainly do nopt mix at all.
You realised that when alistair ingle drinks in genreal his cheek pigmentation changes to that of ovaries. i then titled him as ovarian cheeks.
You fell and a peach and realised tht going down hill on your bum was the only way to travel.
I was rather disturbed by jamie daly's fetish with animals that were dead first the decopmposing rabbit then the dead ram
You loved imogens disgusted facial expression towards jamie daly.

you soon realised that you hated nature and expressed this feeling alot

you seen eilidh and laura in bunny costumes and actually made it fashionable
you then seen rob mcmillan in the costume alas it did not look fashinable

you seen the sun rise both on saturdsay morning and sunday

loved the fact that julia craig became all nurse like in taking a look at my injury

you realise that being in a team with your brother is never a good idea especially when you are a bit drunk as there is the opportunity for the old rivalry and bitch comments to happen.

awkward balloon was used many times in the panto stages

you had the best weekened ever and cannot wait to do it all over again next year :D

- You know what a beached whale looks like
- You drank tea that was made with teabags that were found in the bin
- Sam is never allowed to make you tea again. ever.
- GARY!
- You decided it would be a good idea to do the obstacle course at 6am with Kit, and your shoulder as never been the same
- You made a pact with Chiggins that you wouldnt chunder!
- You didn't chunder and you made sure everyone knew about it.
- You laughed hysterically when Imogen informed you that she finally got the game, but then when you asked her what she was wearing she said ".....i don't know!"
- Your flatmate becomes extremely distasteful when drunk and decides that dancing around a dead sheep is ok.
- "I believe in a thing called looooveeee"
- "Tell me why... I'm Gemma and i chunder..."
- you can't.
- Ronan believes your vagina would make a better toaster

-Faith complained about "whitey" so much that you got concerned when she wasn't moaning
-You consider buying a pair of tights of your own
-You have to leave a room so that Niall and Jess can have sex
-You've finally witnessed a game of burp tennis
-You beat the Daly at Scrabble. Also, DINOSOUR is not a word.
-Your team wins the illustrious golden egg trophy
-You finally have a conversation with Rose
-You drink rice crispies out of a tankard
-You just stand and watch as Paul replaces Desmond's leg with a spatula, then continues to stir the pasta anyway
-Spin the bottle
-Specific parts of your cheeks inexplicably red, which goes on to coin the nicknam Ovarian Cheeks (thanks to Kerry Ann)
-Apple Sourz shots in the toilet
-You're so tired you spend half of the journey home staring into space, thinking about triangles
-You've found a society in which you belong
-You appreciate the past 6 months more than anything
-Though it's only been a day since you parted, you miss them anyway
-You're proud to call yourself a Cecilian
-You don't care if you get shit for being sentimental, because it's true

-You realise gary is the most beautiful man you have ever encountered.
-You know that burning rubber is in fact very common in driving, and that gary's mate says its not a bad thing. It is to do with the braking mechanism. It's really quite common.
-The amount of awkward (objects) that can be made is really quite ridiculous.
-You know Elliott is a snorer. and it's not very enjoyable.
-you're singing Loud as the hell you want at imogen and alistar schnecking in bed TWICE.
-you get very aggressive when doing an easter egg hunt...
-you know imogen is the campest thing ever and casually does drugs when searching for pebbles.
-i can see your coo hoo, AND THATS WHY I LOVE YOU.
-you realise you can only play the first 4 bars of any piece of music and have to awkwardly stop whilst trying to work the rest out... goooood.
-you do not envy the producers of pantomimes. but playing a bottle of buckfast is fun.
-you felt extreme excitement upon realising you are staying in a u-shaped valley.
-you see a gangster horse.
-you had sex with ashleigh carter. lol jk it was just hands.
-you realise that rice krispies with warm milk is not enjoyable. and that holding down the pop-up thing on a toaster until golden brown is not your dream job.
-when organised fun on friday goes on until 5am...
-you are aware that team kite is awesome.
-you were a rebel and wore shoes upstairs.
-ASHLEIGHS GOT A BALD MINGE
-you encountered the best interpretive dancing ever.
-you ran out of sick bags on the bus.. and watching kit sit with his head in one for the entire journey filled you with both schadenfreude and envy..
-singing the sound of music drunk in the u shaped valley and dancing round dead sheep is such fun.
-you had the time of your life. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE.