The Cecilian Society

- You were asked to leave the stage for being dropped and couldn't convince the woman that it was part of the dance.

- You were told off by university officials for being caught on cctv climbing on a roof

- You got a free shot for singing to the bar man 'i can make you feel special'

- You witnessed Kirsty Leith crying at 1:45am because she was drunk and wanted to go home but didn't want people to hate her for leaving early....considering the qm shut at 2 it wasn't really early at all

- You have huge respect for Alan for shotting sambuca in nearly every bar

- Rachel covered you in purple which didn't work with the pink in the slightest

- You demanded an Avenue Q song from DJ toast and then wandered off when it was about to be played

- You were warmly welcomed at the bars even though Rocky Horror was barred....please someone explain the difference!

- You hate the Our House walk because you can't do it quickly or for a long period of time

- You spent about 30 minutes in the shower at 2:30am trying to get the pink off you, turning a blue sponge purple and still being left slightly pink

- You are desperate for photos even though you know they wont be attractive!!

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....

- Your boobs deflated

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....

- You accosted members of the public to take your team photograph.

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No, really.

- you were refused entry to every single bar on the route

- a member of your team was stopped by the police and asked to put on some clothes because the ppoliceman didn't understand that he was 'rocky' from 'rocky horror'

- you went back to Daly's and fell asleep in the old man chair

- you were supposed to be leaving early to go to a concert but you did not. YOu were having too much fun

- there are 'crotch shots' on someones camera...

- You tried to change Alan's purpose.

- chat chat chat chat kiss is the advice that wise old Sam Kier gave to Paul.

- You were scared to leave certain members of your team alone because, you know, they were dressed as transvestites.

- you witnessed Imogen be accosted by a mature balding man. You assumed she knew him as he was kissing her on the cheek and asking where she'd been all his life. She did not know him.
- you took Ronan's text about finding somewhere 'suitable' to go instead of Curlers a little bit too far.
- you were deeply saddened by the fact that three members of the team had to leave to go to work/ a gig
- you sang karaoke with a total stranger
- random people ROARed at you all night long
- you witnessed some serious debauchery... again.
- you drank some warm-bina with the hills at four in the morning.
- you saw Elspeth pretty much chase after bearded men coming off the subway. They were less than pleased.
- you ended up on the floor in the middle of Jim's on top of Alan
- you did far too many unnecessary shots
- you wonder who you spent the most part of Cheesy with.

- Your bathroom is covered in various splashes of blue and yellow paint and fake tan.
- Your living room is covered in fake fur.
- You sold Our House to some old men in Tennants - "Awww, Madness! I pure love them!"
- You had to stop a creepy random in PJs stabbing Ashleigh's boobs with a pen.
- You found Gandhi.
- You know about the abundance of Daddy Warbucks lookalikes in the West End.
- "Everyone's a little bit racist, eh?" "Yeah, that's true. Let's go man, some of these guys are PURPLE."
- You saw Ronan drinking milk (?!) in the Aragon.
- The security guard at Cheesey tried to steal your box puppet.
- Dobie is your hero.
- You were genuinely scared for the safety of Team Rocky Horror.
- You did the Baggy Trousers dance in the middle of Cheesey.
- You were molested by Cat and Victoria.
- A fair few of your friends are now "blonde" (read "ginger").
- You're a new member of Team Scandal.

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No, really.

- you're missing a laminated maria because some random girl ripped it off your back
- your back really hurts because you slipped while trying to talk to toast
- you remember someone tutting 'children' at you as you baggy trousered past them
- you were disappointed with sam at 9:15pm
- you were pleased with sam because of his sage advice
- you have unexplained scratches
- you can't pee while maria is watching ...
- you made your team sign a contract saying how hot you were
- you got emotional trying to make warm ribena
- you loved your team even though most of the time it consisted of only 4 people
- you remember the guy in aragorn trying to get kirsty to derobe
- you have aching bowing muscles
- you descended to previously unknown levels of debauchery...

-You got stopped by the police for "indecent exposure" even though you weren't actually exposing, just walking along in costume
-You got kicked out of Cheesy for inappropriate clothing
-You found out Sam Kier is a really good kisser
-There is a picture of your penis on someone's camera
-There is a picture of your bum on Lorna's camera
-About half the guys in Cheesy and outside it came up to you and said they admired your balls (metaphorical or real?)
-You got asked by Ronan if your underwear were stuffed and then told "oh, I thought you would have"... cheeky
-Half your team got in to one of the bars, then the bouncers took one look at you and said the group was "too big"
-Your team performed Our House on the karaoke stage... REALLY badly
-The bouncer told you to stop crawling to the toilet
-Your legs feel so horrible after shaving them for the first time ever

-You got a busker to play Time Warp while your team did the dance on Ashton Lane
-You were then overjoyed when you realised the busker had a beard and you could photograph a girl and a tranny kissing him on the cheek

- you and your drinking buddy wrote their drinks on their wrists.
- you and your drinking buddy drank so much at the first stop you stopped drinking.
- you and your drinking buddy both puked before 10.30.
- you and your drinking buddy were wearing lederhosen.
- you and your drinking buddy went home before 11.30.

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"Hey Linda, you look Great!!" "Really?" "No."