The Cecilian Society

~ you witnessed hezza demonstrate how to have sex with a shower head!
~ you dressed desmond in his own mankini!
~ you were rolling in the "ailses" at Ronans Tai lady impression TWICE!
~ you were awoken at 7 am by ronan radin soaking wet form a threesome bath
~ you performed a private dance routine to FAME through the wee window in the cottage
~ you quiite possibility have suffered severe groin strain from high kicks and the spllits as a result of that dance
~ NOBODY WIKES MIME!!

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Nobody likes mime!!

- You're no longer surprised when you walk into a room and half the people in it are naked
- You learnt how to roll
- You were terrified of a trip to the village turning into a zombie film...
- You reckon you can now challenge Daly for most Cecilian pulls
- Wearing makeup and womens clothing has just become an everyday thing

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"Hey Linda, you look Great!!" "Really?" "No."

- The first thing after TEAM MOVE you decided to do was the cottage welcome pack drinking game
- Paul doesn't even know what he wanted in the minutes
- Paul totally popped his rectum
- Kirsty Leith and you got far too into the wedding kiss, church tongue my ass
- The cottage is party central
- Gemma threw up in the room you were planning to kip in
- You and Ami Duncan spooned but she barely remembered. You were big spoon.
- You witnessed Niall and Hezza bringing back post show memories through the drowning scenario through the cottage window and you were greatly confused as to what was happening for quite a while
- I'd love organised nap time
- THEY DELIVER!!!
- Your country doesn't have the tools to create music and the dictatorship cuts out the throats of those who sing
- Niall and Esther were eggcellent
- You witnessed Dominic scream like a girl whilst wearing a skirt when the egg was dropped
- You know the Cecilians struggle with rounders
- You heard that Yasmin wants Laura Mcluskey to teach Colin some of her moves because they are pretty special. Colin was too busy enjoying Peter though.
- We like the Ronan, Ronan and Peter, he's not the one...Ronan Radin's up my bum, Ronan's in the air.....were part of your Saturday night songs
- You were a great Jesus
- You felt victimised on Friday night with your team name
- You loved bathtime
- You were there when Desmond was disabled
- Turn around...
- You know that he hated to admit it but a little part of Dominic hated Laura Bauld for waking everyone up on Sunday morning
- "Oh yeah....with your smug little smile......"
- "You look like her dad!!!!" (yasmin to laura mcluskey)
- Kirsty Leith is a giggler so your team was the only team not to gain any points in the ha ha ha aids round but you pulled it back later on for a team win
- You watched Niall getting taken out for the beer....and laughed
- You are losing your voice and have never laughed so much in such a short space of time
- Some of you are going to buy the cottage and commute to uni every day....totally possible

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....

-you didn't want to wake every one up but felt that if you didn't Dominic would probably still be asleep at the Urr Lodge.
-you nearly broke your spine being overjoyous.
-ST KITTS AND NEVIS ST KITTS AND NEVIS ITS GOT THE WORST NAME IN HISTORY ST KITTS AND NEVIS ST KITTS AND NEVIS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS PLACE SHOULD BE ST KITTS AND NEVIS ST KITTS AND NEVIS KENNY SAID IT WAS IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC ST KITTS AND NEVIS ST KITTS AND NEVIS LET'S GO THERE-IT WILL BE TERRIFIC!
-you have so much love for Colin Dobie for his impressions during his team's panto.
-SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
-Paul Slevin needs to be the next leading man in 2011 Main Show.
-Sam wear pink lipstick.

-you have witnessed Ronan transforming Niall's underwear to a seatbelt
-you satisfied your voyeristic needs by watching Dom,Ashleigh, Katie and Ronan take a bath together
-your relationship to rice changed a bit
-you learned that you like Ronan and then sang songs about it...
-you love the cottage
-you already knew what Niall sounds like during climax and gained more info about his sex life...he lost virginity at 18 and doesnt need lube cause he'll just SLYTHERIN
-you are convinced that in Burkina Faso, they like their women fat
-watching the cottage window performance was one of the highlights of your saturday night
-you feel like you missed out on something cause Victoria didnt write on your face
-your dream of being a bride came true

-You realise that you can not hide youre sexuality when attempting to do any kind of sport... as proven by Ronan and Dom
- The resuscitation video must NEVER be deleted!
- John Gerard loves to bake, Lucy Wild loves to pop and lock and jam and break and Ronan likes to play the cello(even in costume).
- John Gerard's fame was amazing and only got better when Dom entered!
- At one point there were 6 in the bath : Ashleigh, Katie, Ronan, Daly, Bianci and Desmond!
- Jess Brodie has facial hair like a polar bear, her face looks mean like halloween, she's got the IQ of a Dijareedoo and a big fat belly like a bowl full of Jelly.
- There are at least 25 reasons why Cat and Niall never worked out!
- Will never forget Heather's boke face after doing Tequila
- Bitching with the lights off makes it okay as you can't see the people your talking to.
- Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Wooahhhhhhhhhh - Knees! All fours! Jewish Exclamation! Hand Clasp and down! Crawl Forward! CARDS! BAM!
- Didn't realise that Street Fighter and Final Fantasy 9 could ever have a real connection.
- Pen should never be substituted for eye liner... especially when creating Thai Eyes... it doesn't wash off!
- You know that Niall's pants will go over his head and round a bus chair and still manage to be on one of his legs!
- Laura 'M' Bauld will always be prepared for everything!
- Yasmin's boobs now have their own musical!
- Desmond was meant to have a broken leg not a broken arm!
- Thinks that a lot of people are now contenders against Daly and her number of pulls
- Chinese Chat Charmin is the perfect name for a pantomime prince
- You were involved in two rather strange conversations about feces
- Although not remembering what exactly what it was... but Dobie's outburst in the middle of have you ever was brilliant!
- "Have you ever had sex in a phonebox?"
- You are now scared to have a shower because it reminds you of a certain impression/demonstration
- You know that puting digestives in Niall's hair just results in him being a grumpy fucker.
- Dom's underwear was a little more see through than desired when in the bath
- You know the theme tune for a black person in films set in the past is Run and Tell That
- You know about angry goats but are more than likely happy that you didn't actually see one!

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You Go Glen Co-Co!

- you know that a giraffe's sexuality is questionable
- you went fishing in the pond
- you think that Lucy Wilde makes an excellent nun
- you were proposed to with a condom for a ring
- you know that Dom makes some strange noises when asleep
- you felt a strong connection to Snowdrop even after the move to the cottage
- you miss the cottage already
- you know how to play Umbridge
- rather than be supportive to a very drunk Gemma as she was sick, you decided to just leave her to it
- you know that bacon o'clock is beautiful
- Dom's alarm makes you think about lemon curd
- you ignored Gemma when she told you that pub lunch could be delivered
- you LOVED the delivery of pub lunch
- you think Dobie really suited the facial art provided by Bianchi
- you think the Cecilian edition of Mock the Week was (generally speaking) pretty brilliant
- you thoroughly enjoyed Rob's pantomime thought process

- you managed to pull off an un offensive stephen gately impression! and an un intelligable irish accent
- Robs hangover cures did NOT cure you
- you went fishing with katie renton, lucy wild and ami duncan
- you more or less spent the entire weekend in your 'lounge pants' or as rents named them leisure pants -aided in flexibility!
- kirsty leith's giraffe was more ostrich
- you were part of TEAM ATHLETE during rounders
- cecilians will never make good sportsmen
- ashleigh carter offended every Christian everywhere giving Jesus a giant shlong
- never have i ever had sex in a telephone box
- does a condom count as plastic?
- most likely to shag niall? - kirsty campbell
- you really struggled to whisper into esther's ear during paranoia on account of your giggle fit
- had the fear whilst walking to the village - "are there any shops around here?" ... " aww there used to be.... but not now."
- paul slevin's bowel movements!
- chatting about defecation in the dark
- you sang a disney marathon medley on saturday morning!

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Nobody likes mime!!

and of course mr lover man SHABBA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aJgkMionkg

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Nobody likes mime!!

-You're ear is still warm from JG breathing on in for 5 mins in an attempt to form words.
-You hope that Mike, your team's mascot survived Lucy dropping him from a great height.
-You have given Dobie a sparkley blue hickey.
-You have feared Dobie's revenge.
-You still have yellow paint on your face and a flower and a butterfly on your chest.
-You know that Kenny's mind is google maps.
-You have discussed 'clitoral hoods' in detail.
-You know that standing up makes you pretentious.
-You are a balloon blowing machine.
-You have never been more proud than when you won the egg catching round.
-You have never been so excited than when you saw Gary the Tank Commander outside coopers.
-You know that Niall should have a career in public speaking.
-You stomach muscles are in pain from all the laughter.
-You know that purple is just funny.
-You have ridden the wave.
-You know that scouse, jamaican and welsh accents sound the same.
-You know that Stephen Gatley sounds lke Maggie Smith.
-You know that JG doesn't really get I have never.
-You are mildly dissapointed that nobody actually did Boke to Bonnie!
-You 'discussed cole porter'

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