The Cecilian Society

1. You witnessed Niall and Heather pulling at the aftershow party!
2. You basically had an orgasm when you did All About the Green
3. You didn't have time for tea and scewns...
4. Daly tried to pull you anytime she was drunk
5. You remember the synopsis/puppet show that Julie did at the beginning and think that actually might have made a better
show...

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You Go Glen Co-Co!

6. You want to hunt Yasmin down every night at around 8:30pm just to yell "Look at the wedding singer gooooo"

7. You're a dirty ho-bag

8. You're not quite sure how *that* got started at the afterparty

9. Caroline Topping makes THE best mars bar cake

10. You're never putting bubble gum in your mouth again

11. You're sitting waiting for 5pm to come round...

12. All About The Green in Bamboo was one of the most glorious moments of your life

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.

13. You feel you should inform all furniture shops in Glasgow that Vesly might come in.
14. You saw Esther rush into the dressing room in a fat suit and covered in chocolate (fetish?)
15. You cried because you needed the toilet during the speeches ( )
16. You hear 'wanna be somebody' all day, all the time...

17 think dave yates should run for government
18 you wake up with a hangover and wonder if this means cat tyre has raped you
19 you feel that adam sandler musicals are the way forward

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wank for peace

20. You have had a team of people to make you fat on a nightly basis.
21. You may never want to eat cake again.
22. You cried your entire way through the finale but maintained a cheesy grin throughout.
23. You are gutted to have won the nudity on stage award having NEVER BEEN NAKED ON STAGE!
24. You little bit miss wearing a fat suit.
25. You are totally gutted that the show is over and have already got the post show blues.
26. You have spent an entire evening being called Barack Obama.
27. You have love for giant pants.
28. You face and hair hate you but you still want to backcomb and wear neon facepaint.

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29. You want to go to work in a suit and have to agree that in your work "if you sell your soul at least you've made a sale"

30. You've never felt more fear about falling off a rubix cube.

31. You know that if you just keep dancing then everything will be okay and eventually the right music will start.

32. You are extremely gutted that you no longer get to wear the hideous purple dress that was reminiscent of Miss Brannigan and wonder if you could get away with wearing it out for fun one night...

33. You have never kept sober but laughed at nothing as much as you did at Curry Night...especially when Kenny found a snake.

(I refuse to number these, because somebody will post before I'm done, naturally!)

- You ran the Obstacle Course of Fun in the Corridor of Cool
- You've never seen so much Cecilian Boy flesh in the same room at the same time
- You think 'Le Claje aux Paul' would be a well better show than 'La Cage aux Folles'
- You're once, twice, three times a lesbian...
- You're a better lesbian than Daly
- You pinky-pulled a number of people
- You actually pulled a number of people
- You're somebody's bitch
- Somebody's your bitch
- You're all hugged out
- You invented 'hug fives' with Fieldhouse. Verily.
- You can't read your signed programme yet because it's too soon and you'll just cry
- You've got *the* worst case of post-show blues you've ever had
- You're starting to wonder why you don't crimp your hair in everyday life
- You got an education *cough*
- You played boob tennis
- You played cock tennis
- You know Dom took it too far, but that he did win
- TWS songs coming on in Bamboo was the best thing ever
- You missed Desmond on stage
- You made Dave corpse at least once during a scene by putting your hand over your face
- You had heartfelt legging exchanges with Bianchi every show :'(
- You had phone sex with Ben Galloway
- You know it's possible to take off your clothes and put them back on again before the end of the Act 2 entracte
- You miss everyone already and it's only been a day!

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No, really.

- you shop lifted mccoys crisps from sainsburys garage
- you woke up in the middle of the hall surrounded by pasta
- you played burp tennis with daly - with groans! -
- you thought you lost your red bowtie and feared the wrath of laura bauld!
- you managed to incorporate 5 different hairstyles into 2 and a half hours - flock of sea gulls, side shed fred, ginger mullet, 80s boy band chic, and yuppie buisiness boy
- you questioned everyones sexuality!
- niall and hezza
- niall and dominic
- niall and EVERYONE
- you wear ur frankie sais relax t shirt as jammies now
- "sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
- your flat mate has to sleep on his floor because VECSLY BROKE THE BED
- you put your face in ami and gemmas cake...
- you woke up wearing bromance handcuffs!!
- you tear up writing these!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Nobody likes mime!!

- You like the flowers.
- You like the daffodils.
- You like the mountains.
- You like the rolling hills.
- You like the fireside when the lights are low.

- You saw at least 50% of the cast in tears when the last curtain closed...
- You kissed more men than women this week (or vice-versa if you're a girl)
- You have a new found fear of looking anywhere below eye-level!
- You will never let VESLY near your furniture...
- Washing your hair has never been so amazing
- Life just doesn't seem as bright now that it's done...

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"Hey Linda, you look Great!!" "Really?" "No."