-You actually let out a little wail of 'noooo!' when you read Daly's post above, despite there being no-one around to hear you. -You wonder why you feel as though you shouldn't have as much free time today, and then remember. And then decide to fill your free time by posting on the forum. -You found a note of some bits of banter from the curry night which were intended for the quote sheet but which will now be reworked to fit here! -You can never watch James Cameron's Avatar in quite the same way again -You know what would happen to a goldfish if you swallowed it. -Despite your best efforts, you only managed to equal Colin Dobie's record for number of mentions in the programme. -You have given your fellow circle dancers a Jewish five before Today You Are A Man -You know that Elspeth does not look like a horse, but if she did, it would say "Mooooo" -You failed to make Rachel Pope corpse by slowly undoing your trousers during her anniversary speech. In fact, you're not sure if she even noticed. Fail. -You still get feelings of wonder from thinking about Ami and Gemma's living room wall -After extensive research, you found out what a 'distribution board' is -You feel that your calling is in the priesthood. The Irish Priesthood of the Church of Team Linda. -You witnessed Yasmin 'lose the use of her legs' -You witnessed Rob cure Yasmin of her afflictions by helping her to her feet -You genuinely miss flirting with Dom on a nightly basis and are considering bringing a napkin to PJ Champs this week to recreate the scene -You have never felt more squashed than in a taxi with Yasmin, Esther, Susanne, Lucy, all everyone's stuff, all of Lucy's stuff, several bags of lost property and a box with a tambourine in it -You feel that 'word' is a phrase now underused and fully intend to bring it back into general usage -After seeing you in sunglasses and hearing you rap, your girlfriend proclaims that she always knew you were a little bit black -You are convinced that it was Graham Shand who stole Esther's straighteners -You have performed All About the Green in a veritable myriad of locations including your own 21st birthday party, and are willing to campaign for more. -You read the dull qmunicate review and were far more excited by the 'I saw you's on the back page, including 'i saw you niall and heather at the aftershow', 'i saw you esther naked on stage', and 'i saw you cecilians being awesome'! -A greatly increased number of people know what it truly means to be a Cecilian, and you love them all.
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