The Cecilian Society

You raised your hand because you were struggling to make the theatre at 10am on Monday. Not because you are strong and tall.
You think it is unlikely you will ever be able to spray Febreze again. The smell would make you cry.
You wonder why the ska rave circle to the overture was only invented on the Friday night/Saturday matinee?! Not ok.
You want to dance in the ska rave circle again.
You got over excited during the tea cup dance and were launched back by Lucy Wild.
The fact that you missed club night makes you so ashamed and sad.
You knew that every time Dom walked into your dressing room he was coming to say hi. And then head straight for the food corner.
Your head is such a dodgy shape you ahve to get your WOAD head piece put on a hairband.
You cannot stop ending yourself laughing at the fall videos. They never get old.
You had a very artistic day on the dressing room floor with Ami Duncan.
This artistc day was interrupted by LB. The whole room had to try very hard not to corpse.
You were very desperate for the toilet at the after show.

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Keep away from our door.

you realise you are still sleep deprived when you read over your forum post and half of it makes no grammatical sense.

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Keep away from our door.

-you have been told by me that you are my favourite.
-you decided buckfast wasn't a good idea but drank about a bottles worth of discarded bucky that no one wanted.
-you know that picture number 5 on the Femidom wrapper is probably one of the worst photos ever!
-you know where Kit Stonier is on facebook.
-you know that Bianchi is just jealous of your massive tits
-you were rather horrendously behaved at the tech party...
-you feel little regret about your behaviour
-you now know why snogging Lucy Wild is a priviledge shared by few!
-you tried to set the house on fire just so that you could play Kath.
-you have decided to give up putting "you..." in front of all of these!
-dancing with Elspeth Coates is such fun!
-'Lucy Emptage'
-there is only one rule!
-you were overheard saying "Fuck" on your microphone after you'd gone offstage.
-Baggy Trousers created some stiff competition to All About the Green
-Rice is a great alternative to money... as are raisins...
-Rice can be more expensive that one thought and can cause arguements...
-Rice can be hoovered up, which only causes great hilarity... especially when neither you or Lucy Wild can work the damn thing!
-The audience should have been made to leave the theatre, walk on to Sauchiehall street just for the real Rise and Fall then return to the Mitchell to recommence viewing.
-trying to find a casino that is open is difficult on a Sunday morning.
-trying to find a casino that will let Bianchi in on a Sunday morning is even more difficult.
-if Peckhams didn't have Portuguese Pastry then you probably would never go back in - fucking bastards!
-you spent more money on the various taxis into town etc after the aftershow than you did on drink.
-"it's just your beltbuckle... lol it's your penis"
-Cat Tyre is more than just a Cougar.
-Kirsty Leith gives bad geek advice!
-You shared an intimate moment with Gemma during Baggy T on the last night.
-You'll never enjoy being dragged by your tie than when Dom did it in Baggy T.
-You loved the special moment of the shuffle waltz with Yasmin as the Overture played.
-Crossing swords is a great excuse to skip the toilet que and also pee elsewhere...
-you felt bad about peeing in the sink until you heard that Elspeth peed in the bath...
-your member almost got puked on by Abi as you pulled it out the sink.
-"She may be Chiggins now but she'll always be Henry to me
-You were amazed that Sam was in the show after months of him just sitting in the corner.
-Your back was already in a bad shape but is now definitely fucked after turning Yasmin upside down about 20 times to do the Spreadeagle at club night.
-You're giving up on posting just now because Elspeth wants to read this!

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You Go Glen Co-Co!

you plotted with Laura to steal the Galloway flat cause you loved it so much
you decided to try and get rid of your "picture of innocence" name by chugging Saskia's vodka but just ended up crying all night.
you had a major geek moment with Stewart which is mostly a blur
you attempted to wash away your post show blues with a gin and tonic but it just made you feel ill
you almost vommed pouring away half full cans of beer
your favourite show moments mostly involved chilling in 25 Casey Street aside from when you were manicly waving at Niall to put his damn arm out so you could put his jacket on.
you spent most of Monday after the show perfecting "and connections and power, god they think money's everything" in a Welsh accent even though it's too late to be a Welsh lawyer.
your brother texts you informing you he wants an "I love clunge" tshirt 2 minutes after it appears on stage
your step-brother shouts at you for stealing his banana costume
you spend far too much time arguing that your lightsaber is better than Laura's even though it's not

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Eggnog

you console eilidh mcmillan after she gets emotional over LB giving her a chocolate orange.
"BUT IT TASTES LIKE CHRISTMAAAAAS"
<3

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Keep away from our door.

-you went into the guy's changing room screaming "STOP BEING NAKED"
-Rob told everyone to get their balls out as you went in screaming "STOP BEING NAKED"
-you left the guy's changing room screaming "I'M TOO INNOCENT" and throwing Niall's costume at him
-you were the nice costume mama that didn't shout at anyone...aside from when Yasmin told you it was show week 10 minutes after a million umbrellas broke
-you have been sitting refreshing Sarah's youtube in the hopes that Baggy T has finished uploading
-you love Elspeth for telling you about your chocolate orange trauma

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Eggnog

- you are now very upset as you thought you actually *were* Ronan's favourite.

bench.