The Cecilian Society

Quote for truth.

-you brought fairy lights in for the dressing room because you could
-you were truly TRULY gutted to have missed the dressing room TJAD photo but the dressing room homies are legends and retook it.
-Rachel Edwards steals your hair and stalks you.
-Esther laughs at you as you do the "huh" bit in Baggy Trousers.
-you actually had a proper conversation during Baggy Trousers but just said it very loud and in a thick cockney accent.
-you consider bringing a kettle into your dressing room
-you finally knew the dance for Encouragement for the first time on Saturday night.

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Eggnog

- you thought you might orgasm every time you heard the saxophone
- the harold/colin pressman dilemma made you angry every time
- you thought you would never learn the slosh
- the smell of febreze makes you nostalgic
- you wish you were really part of a jewish tennis playing couple
- you braved the elements to get cigarettes and revels with alistair
- you would like a book of paul's quotes - it would bring joy to anyone

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What are you two doing?

-when after the after party you weren't just hangover...you died.
-when you got to wear a banana costume every night and loved it.
-when you feared during every show that the construction of your umbrella will fall apart and pieces of it will get stuck in your hair as it did during the opening night
-when you don't know what to do with your life now
-when you had to lose a dancing competition EVERY SINGLE NIGHT
-when THEY DIDN'T CHEER
-when you found out that Harold Pressman is also Colin
-when you witnessed THE TWO BEST STAGE FALLS EVER...cheers Jess and Alan
-when you feel you developed a much stronger bond with Jess after seeing her pee
-when you had a proper heart-to-heart with Stuart and all you remember is that he wants to be a good father
-when you refused to be anyone's bitch

- Susie Rae taught everyone "games" that are basically sexual harassment
- You ate so many sweets you might be a jelly baby now
- You barged lots of people out the way at the end of WOAD in a mission to not lose your feet to the House
- On that note, you are covered in bruises and don't remember where most of them came from
- Siobhan randomly biffed your face during a freeze on stage and you both corpsed
- You know how to tell if he's gay or not by how he comes into the girls dressing room
- You looked in your bag to check your phone is there on the way home, and it had turned into a Blackberry
- You then went back and stood outside the party havering to yourself about it until someone else left and let you back in
- You had issues with a broken-legged brolly
- You macarena'd to Night Boat to Cairo

- you witnessed some hilarious wing dancing
- you think Rachel Pope is the strongest woman you've ever met
- your calves are of steel now, because you ran up and down the stairs a thousand times
- your knee hurt so bad because you got carried away in the Baggy T audition dance
- you enriched your English vocabulary by learning words like 'monging' and 'snogging'
- you love Eilidh McMillan's Welsh accent
- you practically lived in the Mitchell Theatre for a week

Totally. I was planning to steal it from my kitchen. CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MA KETTLE

- you were so tired on Sat you slept through the whole aftershow
- but when you woke up at 7am, you heard Cat Tyre shout at her 'minions': 'I CAN'T WORK WITH ANY OF YOU FUCKERS'
- you got drunk and hugged everyone and told them how amazing they were and you meant it, just were too shy to come up and do it earlier
- it's Sun night and you feel inexplicably lost and exhibit signs of post-show depression

- you think you have done permanent calf damage from running up and down the stairs
- you don't know what your going to do when 5 o colck rolls around and you're not on your way to the theatre

- you basically lived off of tesco pasta pots all of show week,
- you might have developed lung cancer purely from the last seven days because no one smokes as much as the tech team do,
- you see black and white squares in your sleep,
- you can't remember 90% of the after show party,
- your 'rapey face' is a commonly understood warning that things are about to take a turn for the worse,
- you haven't left your room today because you have crushing post show depression,
- you accidentally do jazz hands and hate yourself for it,
- you can't sleep at night because wings of a dove is in your head,
- you realize "it's a gondola, it's a gondola, a gondola"

You were accused of sexual harassment at least twice a night.
You spent weeks practising the not-slosh in the kitchen.
You finally found a group of people who enjoy danger boob as much as you do.
You were constantly impressed by Julie's danger boob skills.
You napped on the dressing room floor.
You spent the week in a t-shirt proclaiming that you are taller than your flatmate, and are now having to buy more for other people.
You never want to see a wine gum again.
You got your shirt ripped open on the last night in Baggy Trousers.
You wore Kirsty Crumlish's pants all week.
People constantly got you and Nike Johnston mixed up.
Night Boat to Cairo is your favourite thing ever.
You have so much respect for the techies' use of their heads as a coffin stand.
You walked into a panel every time you left the stage.
You've had "It's just gone noon, half past monsoon" in your head for three weeks.
You were part of the Hall of Gratuitous Praise at the tech party.
You never want to drink bacardi again.
You still don't know how Paul Slevin managed to sell that many tickets.
You were mildly scarred by Dobie's danger wank story.
You know that you should never hit a copper.
You've done the macarena to Night Boat.
You don't know where all the bruises came from.

You think there should have been a quote sheet just for Susie Rae, she had some good one liners
Susie Rae told a group of you at the tech party that we "would make shit mail order brides"
Saskia ruined all of your photos by giving the cheesiest grin when she was meant to look depressed
You took part in Cat Tyre's Cougar School
You know that Ben Galloway used a spreadsheet to pick his Magic Cecilian
You also know that he'll have to do it again because Steph Henning doesn't count because she is America
You sang people's names when they entered the kitchen at the tech party but gave up when Peter entered
You discovered that Cat Tyre has a lisp
You found out that Ben Galloway is Cat Tyre
You were so scared that you were going to bump into Niall when he was changing in TJAD
You are so happy that we took photos of each number in our dressing room
On club night you said "alcohol goes straight to my limbs, I get really clumsy" before nearly knocking my drink over
You think Emma Fraser was the best participant in the Hall of gratuitious praise
You heard that Jamie Daly was really upset that the barman was straight and Kirsty was really upset that he had a girlfriend
You missed Jamie Daly getting his armpit waxed
You did not fall down on stage. Only on the stairs.

-You have never been so relieved as when you came up with a way to get out of having to source femidoms
-You had a crazy amount of respect for Geraldine for actually getting the femidoms
-You walk past a pound shop and feel empty inside as you no longer have a reason to justifiably go in and buy rubbish.
-You know that you and Lorna should never be allowed near a pound shop.
-You found yourself covered in paint all the time regardless of how careful you were.
-The thought of ever painting another brick makes you lose the will to live.
-You comforted a crier at the aftershow.
-You sat down for a minute at the aftershow and woke up several hours later

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