The Cecilian Society

- All you wanted was a word
- You accidentally flashed the tech crew while playing danger boob
- Then you flashed them on purpose
- You love the hall of gratuitous praise
- You forgot that Dobiecam only works one way and found yourself smiling back at Dobie because you forgot he couldn't see you
- You did a welsh accent
- You seriously contemplate doing the matinee in your welsh accent
- You wish Faith had done a naked spin
- You realised half way through show week that your WOAD costume was unintentionally modelled on Umbridge
- Harry Potter, Harry Potter, will you sign ma boob?
- Everyone except Harry Potter signed your boob
- You and David Yates got married in a beautiful kitchen ceremony with a lovely tesco bag ring
- You never want to move out of 25 Casey Street!

- your fave daughter is julie. or your fave son is sam.... ONE O EM

- You judged the audience on whether or not they laughed at the cake joke, then you judged them again on whether or not they applauded the umbrella change

- the matinee audience will NEVER BE FORGIVEN for not applauding the SATR quick change. BASTARDS!!!

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"Hey Linda, you look Great!!" "Really?" "No."

-you are sad that you left your Umbridge posters on the wall of the Green Room and worry how the next troupe into the theatre will react.
-Keeping the fire door cleared was a challenge that you never suceeded in.
-Esther was nearly swept away by Graham Shand when he moved the front steps of the stage.
-KALEIDOSCOPE

- you are so impressed by Niall
- you just wish he would drink a classier drink.
- you didn't go to common rooms because you were asleep and this uspets you
- you are Eilidh were TERRIBLE at the Our House dance
- You are taller than Saskia Dunn
- You came in two bars early for TJAD and everyone heard.
- You judged the audience if they didn't laugh at your favourite jokes.
- NEVER 'IT A COPPER.
- You signed Julie Craig, even though she is a kitten killer
- You and Ross never did get to hear any Scooter
- Even though you watched it from the back, the Umbrella Change still impressed you
- SKONGA
- You punched Lorna in the face in Baggy Trousers but she didn't notice cos she was so in the zone.
- Reecey's sign said BOOB.

-you lost your Cecilian show week virginity
-you spent more of your time not wearing clothes than actually wearing them
-you enjoyed the make up so much you only took it off one night
-you epically decked it during the bows
-you managed to levitate back up from your fall
-you ad-libed in the Sat Mat
-you did the Sat Mat as a true Scotsman
-you had to quickly get back on your boxers before Colin and John Gerard whipped off your kilt
-you enjoyed having someone else undress you
-you had close up mic times
-you managed to miss your first cue to stage as Callum! :/
-you sounded less Scottish when trying to put on a Scottish accent
-you actually got punched in the face by Niall during the run through
-you got the Embarrassment dance right on the last night
-you carried out a quick change
-you drank buckfast at the aftershow as a tribute to Niall
-if anyone ever says 'it's raining again' you have the urge to punch them in the face
-there was casual racism
-black vs right, wrong vs white :S
-you are upset you never got to finally play poker after a week of sussing everyones tells
-the male changing room truly smelt like MAN
-you got asked whether you would be allowed the tiki warrior costume home for fun times
-you got excited when the overture started playing EVERY NIGHT!
-you love spinning panels
-you walked down the stairs in just your boxers as you couldn't be bothered putting on clothes just to take them off again
-you sang along at the top of your voice to S Club 7 during the dance warm up
-you became the new champion of Spoons! :L
-you woke up the morning after the aftershow with a broken liver and a massive lump on your head (damn you Rob)
-you became Rob McMillan's bitch for the week
-you realise that the Cecilians are even more awesome than you thought possible!
-you are truly proud to say that you were a part of a wonderful show and would like to once again thank all those who spent their time making it so brilliant!

-tiki time was the best moment of your life!

-"Meet me in my BWABWA"
-you made a point of being naked as much as possible in the dressing rooms
-you took 3 million bottles of Buckfast to recycling this evening
-you threw up on your mum's floor
-you cried for 2 hours straight at the aftershow
-you feared for your life every time JG grabbed you as you were running forward in Baggy Trousers because you are a clumsy mofo
-you are amazed you didn't fall at any point
-your gran phoned and asked you to tell her what your line was as Massey because she couldn't hear it was "used to be the Electric Rhino sex shop"
-no alcohol in the green room...unless there's some for Uuuuumbriiidge!

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Eggnog

- you have seen a gondola being pulled by 'egyptians'
- you have seen techies used as a coffin stand
- enjoyed being able to come on through the house. TWICE.
- and enjoyed not falling out of the house, as this was your greatest fear.
- everyone has seen your breasts between Shut Up and TJAD
- The S&M dressing room was AMAZING, although increadibly hot.
- You spent most of your time in the dressing rooms naked, reapplying make up
- She does not say 'meet me in my boudoir'. It is clearly 'Blabla'

- you miss everyone
- you are now exceedingly sad.