The Cecilian Society

Worth a shot - it's much easier to find this than a Facebook thread. Post here!

- you know all Paul can draw on a white board is cocks
- "Kabir!" ____ "Fuck yeah, it is!"
- Timeshaft
- R2Mintuu
- Mintuu fresh!
- "I didn't Mintuu!"
- Deborah dun Oli
- Kenny's ninja vom on the bus. What.
- Monica chundered in a party hat.
- Tesco value cider gives you the shakes
- You saw Alistair play panpipes on Chiggins' leg
- You know Chiggins is back on the flaps
- Taters has got swag
- You still don't know how big Stod's cock is
- Dustpan and brush you like
- You had Hannah rocking on your lap yelling Big Booty Bitches
- You had Hannah rocking on your lap whisper-shouting Big Booty Bitches because it was the Zen Room
- You saw at least one set of boobs

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No, really.

-you got so many comments on your boobs that you feel you might take a leaf out of Yasmin's book.
-you mourned the lack of dead sheep but made up for it with murderers, pagan rituals and stars.
-Alison hates you and didn't buy you a Fab
-you have to leave the house just now but will be finishing this post upon your return tonight.

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Eggnog

- Your legs still hurt after continuously 'drawing' in the recliner chairs on friday night
- You had your portrait drawn by Garfunkel and you sincerely hope that that is not what you look like
- No smoking you like
- Happy Birthday you like
- Brett and Chiggins you like
- Sunglasses you like
- Balloons you like
- Dustpan and Brush you like
- You will forever hear blow gabriel blow as blow chiggins blow
- You conquered Jess and you conquered Brett
- Doing the Hokey Cokey sober has never felt so natural
- You are still amazed at the swiftness with which Abbie Neal removed her white bra
- Bus Driver at 5am made perfect sense
- Bus Driver at 5am resulted in you falling asleep in the living room and apparently at one point having pancake put in your mouth by Elspeth Coates
- Sweetcorn in a dirty pint is not accepted
- Salt is.
- You took part in a photoshoot with Brett
- You woke up still drunk on Saturday morning
- You feel naked without a party hat on
- Teddy Bear Roll Stuck In The Mud is the funniest thing ever to watch
- The Shrek Karaoke party is later than you think

- You were accidentally flashed by Monica.
- You rolled down the hills in the garden.
- You've never seen such pathetic football.
- You SAW KENNY EAT A BIT OF JIGSAW.
- Stod-rod.
- Stod-hole.
- Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
- You know that Paul has a completely mental approach to pictionary.
- You know that General Butt Naked was a real person.
- You know not to fish near power-lines.

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"Hey Linda, you look Great!!" "Really?" "No."

- You couldn't find your bed on Saturday morning
- As a result of not being able to find your bed on Saturday morning you decided that it would be best to spoon Elspeth's tummy
- BACON
- Abbie's dad is a slut
- You don't think you've ever seen so many pink party hats in one place
- You had to play the surrey with the fringe on top in the Panto because you were too drunk to take part *cough monica cough*
- You know that the pub in Aberfeldy smelt weird
- Where is my diet coke!?
- You spent more of the weekend in tights and a bra than you did clothed
- It seems the best way to communicate 'Johnson' during Pictionary is to draw a cartoon strip of a man going for a shower

this is procrastination at it's finest, and i can't quite get over the weekend SO -

- you heard everyones ovaries explode when olly, a mildly attractive straight man, walked into the room. everybody found his jokes way too funny...
- you laugh EVERY TIME you think of kenny w/his jigsaw piece and the back of your head ached from laughing so much
- you know how both rihanna and pete burns feels/felt
- ronan bought you some special cream cakes as an apology for the pete burns incident
- you end up making a HIDEOUS potion with said cream cakes
- you thought "out of my three-mes" was a great team name actually
- you had some HORRENDOUS chat with ami... even for you
- you know that rickshaws are the way forward when you need a heart to heart
- you saw faith steal and down a HUGE bottle of milk... outwith organised fun
- you know that deborah has "nipples the size of asia"
- you LOVED singing saturday night in the city again again - with harmony!!!!
- the bridge was built by mr wayne, oh my god i hope he didn't feel any pain
- you suffered mild hysteria while writing the worlds shittest poem
- "you're quite the essex lad about town"
- you were witness to THE MOST OFFENSIVE organised fun you've ever seen...