The Cecilian Society

Shaven raven
BETTY FUCKING RUBBLE
Burp Tennis- take 2
thin walls?
elliot probably saw your willy
everyone saw your bum, and probably your willy
when your brother is a fucking mess
...I CANT
you go around with a bottle pointing it at people hoping to pull them; not acceptable
when faithlauraclark pukes up all her organs on the bus home
when your bus driver thinks he is schumacher
ashleigh has KB'd you two years running
you spend a great weekend with your two favourite people; Patch and Scar
"Blame it on your sexuality"
"If her period is late, do not illuminate"
you realise you are going to hire KLeith to present your wedding as Brucie
you become Mr Din
"Judy Garland, Bet Middler....Homos of the world, spice up your life"
you had a massive fail during the egg hunt and picked up DEBRIS
you realise Jamie Daly definitely knows your fucking part better than you
when you realise Sarah Daly is actually my sister (from another mister)
I CAN SEE YOUR COOHOO SHINING THROUGH, I CAN SEE YOUR COOHOO, AND THATS WHY I LOVE YOU
someone did a shit/shat out their colon and it could not be flushed
mcdonalds is reaffirmed as life saver
that backstreet boys cover needs to be released; "Tell me whyyy, I'm Gemma and I chunder."
you knew about Desmond all along and were discreet about it lol joke
orange twat...belter
you think that the dead sheep was killed as a result of eating leftovers from friday night

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"I don't have a small penis, she has a big vagina."

i'm bored so i'll add some more

- "that donut looks like an anus"
- you realise your insides are probably rotting from drinking the septic water but don't care because it was liquid crack
- you can't remember your own panto performance, or anyone elses for that matter
- "faith's vagina is like a star nosed mole"
- paul likes nothing more than to hit tires with hammers
- you get really really really annoyed when you can't work out umbridge then ruin it for everyone. soz guys (a)
- jessica farted and the room smelled like ass

-you were part of the wonderful team kite
-you jumped into a wall
-you discovered you can't physically pull sacha
-you acquired most of alistair's possessions and genuinely miss his beautiful jumper (this is a hint - bring it to north berwick soon please)
-jamie daly had to sing with you to make the hotel>hostel walk less scary
-Umbridge...what even?
-hot ribena was a godsend
-you won scrabble and it felt fantastic
-you were serenaded with avenue q
-andrew is a musical genius (despite the above)
-niall and elliott wore your clothes and then won the most camp award...hmm
-elliott imitating you was horrific
-you thought it was acceptable to climb into a field of horses
-you could see niall in his bed from your bed...somewhat creepy
-the dead sheep. not to be spoken of again.
-"IT COULD BE WORSE - YOU COULD HAVE NO EYES."
-you finally accepted you can't do accents
-you got a cinderella ring and will treasure it forever
-you woke up sacha cos you saw deer but she didn't appreciate it
-you really thought niall was dead on sunday morning

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What are you two doing?