I've just found the quote sheet from The Wedding Singer, and thought I'd share its contents here for anyone else who cares to reminisce...
- Your hair makes you look like a prick!
-White Van Man to Sam - Your Geordie accent is more tragic than the Holocaust
-Dominic Spencer MBE to Bianchi - Everybody swallows, it's a natural reflex
-Heather - I love that little boy
-Rob to dressing room, about Dobie - Oh my God - that VOICE!
-JG to Sam and LMcL - Oh, Julia Roberts called, she wants her character from Pretty Woman back
-Susanne to Jess before AATG - Sab rasha kama raka. Ö nw fukm gregs NOT OPEM X pFrage blike i wantd a stake bake
-JG by text after tech party - I'll happily look at your circle Colin, but I'll not get down on my hands and knees and say your name
-said Dominic to Bryce - Energy
-Heather - You do a really good Geordie accent... oh wait
-Katie to Dominic - If Rooney didn't improvise, the Cecilians would have time to find the cure for cancer
-Niall - Gandhi!
- Can you do me that way tonight?
-Colin Bryce to Rob - Morna: Ooh, it's our last time as Jewish aunties...
Moira: Well, we'll have to attack Niall, like, EXTRA! - Don't drink that vodka - it's got my name on it! Glen's vodka!
-Rooney - Bery good, bery good
-Sarah Daly at the start of EVERY barmitzvah - Buckfast is OK... if you're a nonce
-Kenny to Niall - You can't chant VE-JAY-JAY!
-LMcL to Niall - That reminds me of the time Amy Fieldhouse and I were showering together at summer camp
-Yasmin Galloway - If only you were lesbian
-Victoria about Daly - Sometimes, I like to think he's black
-Susanne about Ben - I just feel that your breasts deserve names
-Siobhan - Michelle: I just had some heinous nachos
Elspeth: Penis nachos? - Just put it in endy-ways Clare
-LMcL - "I wanna see your fanny" instead of "I wanna be somebody"
-Abbie Mac - Look at the Wedding Singer goooooo!
-Everyone, all the time - I'll be your sea horse
Darren to LB - You're fertile
Rooney to Hannah - wtf?! - Buckfast - like big boy Ribena
-Niall - Ben: This is Niall, he'll probably start talking about chlamydia
Merty: Why would he do that?
Kenny: Because he's been tested positive five times - Get out of my Superman t-shirt before you jinx him and he falls off a horse
-Daz - Oh god, FIRE! FIRE!
-Lucy and Susanne after Bamboo - Services to the tech crew? I serviced the tech crew
- Oooh... 5p! (Picks it up) See, there's always a silver lining!
-Ronan, during fire drill - pissing rain - outside - I am actually a nice person, I just cover it up by being a cunt the whole time
-Rob McMillan - Hisssssss
-Kenny and snake (you had to be there!)
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