The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out

Tiny-Dancer · **Joined:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:17 pm **Posts:** 41

1. He drinks Buckfast.
2. He sounds like a dolphin when he climaxes.
3. He thinks that because her sister gave him a moment of her time, that they are friends.
4. He spends more time getting ready than she does.
5. He pulled her trousers down on the weekend away.
6. He gives explicit details about their sex life, and thinks it's all automatically ok if he ends it with 'jokeeeesss!'
7. Whenever she tells him to 'shhh', he replies with 'you're a fukin shhhh'
8. Her friends like him more than she does
9. He thinks he's from 8 Mile
10. A seal has a hairier body than him.

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Essyfessy · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:12 pm **Posts:** 111

11. He is a former chess champion.

MissE · **Joined:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:20 pm **Posts:** 15

12. He claims his dad invented EVERYTHING

HezyW · **Joined:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:25 pm **Posts:** 16

13 -He and Lucy love each other a very unhealthy amount - just get together!!

jozza gezza · **Joined:** Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:53 am **Posts:** 9

guess what?.......... good guess

Murray · **Joined:** Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:04 am **Posts:** 7

Niall go to bed....nnnnnnnno!
I don't play ruggers and play football instead
I don't wear Canterburys
her vagina is too big for me to satisfy her
statements such as the one above

Pippi · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:30 pm **Posts:** 121

She's a cougar and he is a 12-year-old.

*Runs and hides*

MissE · **Joined:** Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:20 pm **Posts:** 15

21- After his above post he is going to have to keep AT LEAST a 5 mile radius away from me
22- His profile picture on this forum

HezyW · **Joined:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:25 pm **Posts:** 16

ok, lets stop it here - i want to see you two married, it would be hilarious!!!

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